“Cubicle Thoughts”: David Wright Has Royally Fucked The Mets

David Wright is set to undergo major surgery on his neck… But that’s just the beginning of the team’s problems.


ICYMI: Yoenis Cespedes Continues To Be A Savage

ICYMI: Yoenis Cespedes is a god damn savage. After showing up to the first week of Mets Spring Training in 5 different cars totaling about a cool $1MM, Yoenis Cespedes has made it clear that he ain’t done stuntin’ on folks. Big Yo was at a St. Lucie County Fair in Florida a recently and…

Yoenis Cespedes: Stuntin Like My Daddy

ICYMI: Yo Cespedes showed up in some fucking style for NY Mets training camp this past week. Cespedes, who grew up in poverty-stricken Cuba, has made it clear that those days are past him. After only having a bicycle to his name before making it to the pros, Cespedes is going to make sure y’all…