Ted Cruz, Redefining Creepiness

No, it’s not “Ted Cruz” week at No Filter Network. No, Ted Cruz didn’t lift the suspension of his presidential campaign this week. No, Ted Cruz is not engulfed in another National Enquirer cheating scandal.

We just so happen to have two new Alf-related articles on No Filter Network today due to pure coincidence.


John McCain, Sensei Of Shade

Primer: To “Throw Shade” means to publicly disrespect and disregard an individual or group. Throwing shade usually involves some subtle humor and references to past instances. Ok, leggo: I want you to take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine the following things happening to you: Imagine that nearly every single one of your…