No, it’s not “Ted Cruz” week at No Filter Network. No, Ted Cruz didn’t lift the suspension of his presidential campaign this week. No, Ted Cruz is not engulfed in another National Enquirer cheating scandal.
We just so happen to have two new Alf-related articles on No Filter Network today due to pure coincidence.
Primer: To “Throw Shade” means to publicly disrespect and disregard an individual or group. Throwing shade usually involves some subtle humor and references to past instances. Ok, leggo: I want you to take a deep breath, close your eyes, and imagine the following things happening to you: Imagine that nearly every single one of your…
Ted Cruz and John Kasich finally threw in their respective towels last week when both Republican presidential candidates suspended their campaigns following the Indiana Presidential Primaries.
Ted Cruz Has Sought World Domination His Entire Life. How do I know this to be true? All I needed to do was read a bio on Cruz from his high school days.
Ted Cruz is running a slimy-ass campaign. Hillary Clinton may be a federal criminal. Donald Trump is most likely a senile racist. Bernie Sanders is an uncompromising socialist.
All of that said, I’m not too sure any of those 3 candidates have ran as dirty of a campaign as ALF has.