Post-Super Tuesday Delegate Count

We’ve been saying for almost 2 weeks now that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have basically locked up their respective party’s nomination. For Trump, voter passion, the MSM’s non-stop coverage, and a 15-candidate GOP race have all but granted Trump the top-spot in the GOP race. For Hillary, a semi-clumsy Sanders campaign, Sanders’ reluctance to attack his opponent, and…

Super Tuesday Results: DNC

All graphs are courtesy of the NYT The Hildabeast went HAM last night. Clinton won 7 of the 11 states up for grabs last night on Super Tuesday and added 453 delegates to her campaign’s war chest. Clinton The Crony also won the 4 states with the most delegates on the line.  Despite Bernie’s recent loss…

Super Tuesday Results: GOP

All graphs are courtesy of the NYT What did we tell you? No matter how hard the Republican Establishment machine tries: “Nobody puts baby (Trump) in the corner”   Trump finished Super Tuesday winning a monstrous 7 out of 11 states up for grabs and adding another notch on his belt in the form of 203 delegates.…

Super Tuesday Primer: Delegate Count

Today’s the day, bitches! As we mentioned, Super Tuesday is the most important day in the entire presidential nomination process. You could compare it to a political Fat Tuesday, as power-hungry campaigns get super gluttonous for last minute dirty-campaign-tricks and excruciating TV ads. Thank Baby Jesus (yes, Baby Jesus should be capitalized at all times) I don’t live in one of these…

Super Tuesday Primer: The Fat Tuesday Of Politics

Even if you’re not interested in politics, you’ll probably hear something about “Super Tuesday” tomorrow through some form of media. What is Super Tuesday, you might ask? Lemme break it down for y’all:  Super Tuesday is 100% the single most important day in the entire primary season for Republican and Democratic presidential candidates alike. On Super…