Hustlin’ Backwards: Laremy Tunsil Edition

In today’s edition of “Hustlin’ Backwards,” Laremy Tunsil burns millions of dollars in real time.

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The Browns Are About To Do Exactly What the Redskins Did To RG3

The Browns are about to do EXACTLY what the Redskins did to Robert Griffin III. ICYMI: The Cleveland Browns signed RG3 to a 2-year/$15MM contract this week. Whether it was the Hue Jackson’s appeal to Griffin or the fact that there weren’t any other attractive suitors, Robert Griffin decided to sign with the most consistently…

What The Fuck Are The Saints Doing?

What the fuck are the Saints doing?  In case you missed it, Sean Payton agreed to sign a 5-year/$45MM extension that the New Orleans Saints offered him yesterday (because Sean Payton isn’t a moron). This will keep Payton on NAWWLENS’ books through the year 2020… Ummmm, what? Weren’t these motherfuckers thinking about trading Payton for scraps…

The NFL’s New Solution For Player Safety

The NFL announced this week a list of new rule changes that’ll be implemented by the league this upcoming 2016 season. Some highlights include the banning of chop-blocks (smart) and a delay of game penalty for teams that call timeouts that they don’t have (a la NBA rules). However, there were also 2 “temporary” rules…

Damn, We Old: NFL Edition

Part 1:  Roddy White was just released by the Atlanta Falcons. When hearing of the news, a certain little fact stood out to me:  Roddy White has been in the NFL for 11 years. Holy shit. That’s crazy. Damn, we old.  Part 2:  Reggie bushed turned 31 years old today. Yeah, Reggie Bush. It’s been…

Charts, Bruh: NFL “Biological Clock Is Ticking”

Peep this chart, bruh:  We all know about the damaging effects a career in pro football can have on a person’s physical and mental health by now. Hell, we’ve even had a shitty movie starring Will Smith discussing the NFL’s concussion epidemic and the underlying cover-up by the league (TELL DA TROOOOOOFFFF). Contrary to popular perception, the…