Reason #4 That Americans Are Not Curing Cancer

Folks, this one just might be the GOAT.

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Reckless Speculation: Porzingis Got Shitfaced in LA Last Night

The New York Knicks announced VERY last-minute that rookie sensation Kristaps Porzingis would not play against the LA Lakers tonight. The reason, “stomach illness”.  I don’t know about you, but I have a sneaking suspicion that ‘Staps P isn’t exactly struggling with a stomach bug. Much more likely, Porzingis is nursing a severe fucking hangover.…