March 15th Primary-Palooza Results: Dems

Can you hear it? Hmmm, sounds like hooves? Uh oh. They’re getting louder….. Ughhhhh. The Hilldabeast stampede has increased in momentum and has now trampled everything in its path. Bernie never stood a chance, but THE REAL SUPER TUESDAY that went down yesterday confirmed this fact. Super-Delly’s (Super Delegates) aside,  it was pretty well known…

March 15th Primary-Palooza Results: GOP

Well folks, the GOP-version of THE REAL SUPER TUESDAY basically played out as we expected yesterday. In short: Trump continued his winning ways (winning in FL, IL, MO, NC). Cruz continued his consistent 2nd-place finishes while putting up a good fight in Missouri. Kasich had a strong showing in Ohio and won his home state. The…

What’s At Stake For the Dems Tonight, Holmes?

Yo! What the fuck is good with the Democratic Presidential Primaries going down tonight? (you might be asking…?) Well lemme break it down for y’all. As we mentioned in our GOP version of this post, March 15th IS THE REAL SUPER TUESDAY. The Real Slim Shady (March 15th) is the true Tuesday of all Tuesdays.…

March 15th Primary-Palooza: GOP Edition

Tonight’s the night… Contrary to what the fuckface pundits on television have been telling you for all of 2016, TONIGHT (March 15th) IS THE REAL SUPER TUESDAY (not March 8th). You’re probably thinking something like: Oh Nick From NY, how can this possibly be? My panties are in a bunch because you’re contradicting what the…