Shit Went Down in AZ, ID, and UT Last Night For The Dems

Yo: Shit went down in the Arizona, Idaho, and Utah presidential primaries last night.  First off, apologies that we didn’t give you a quickie yesterday in terms of a presidential primary primer, the TRIPLE P. Now that we have that outta the way…. Did we mention that shit went down in Arizona, Idaho, and Utah…

What’s At Stake For the Dems Tonight, Holmes?

Yo! What the fuck is good with the Democratic Presidential Primaries going down tonight? (you might be asking…?) Well lemme break it down for y’all. As we mentioned in our GOP version of this post, March 15th IS THE REAL SUPER TUESDAY. The Real Slim Shady (March 15th) is the true Tuesday of all Tuesdays.…

Democratic Primary Results From The Weekend

Democratic voters in 4 more states casted their primary votes this weekend for either Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, The Corpse of Martin O’Malley, or The Ghost of Jim Webb. Saturday featured primaries in Kansas, Louisiana, and Nebraska while Sunday featured the Maine Caucus. In a relatively surprising turn of events, Bernie Sanders won 3 of the…

Hilldabeast and Bernie Duke It Out For 4 States This Weekend

Voters from Kansas, Louisiana, and Nebraska (March 5th) and Maine (March 6th) will take to the primaries to cast their votes for either Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, The Corpse of Martin O’Malley, or The Ghost of Jim Webb. As we mentioned previously, The March 5th primaries are one of two stop-gaps in voting (along with March 8th)…

Super Tuesday Results: DNC

All graphs are courtesy of the NYT The Hildabeast went HAM last night. Clinton won 7 of the 11 states up for grabs last night on Super Tuesday and added 453 delegates to her campaign’s war chest. Clinton The Crony also won the 4 states with the most delegates on the line.  Despite Bernie’s recent loss…

Super Tuesday Primer: Delegate Count

Today’s the day, bitches! As we mentioned, Super Tuesday is the most important day in the entire presidential nomination process. You could compare it to a political Fat Tuesday, as power-hungry campaigns get super gluttonous for last minute dirty-campaign-tricks and excruciating TV ads. Thank Baby Jesus (yes, Baby Jesus should be capitalized at all times) I don’t live in one of these…