Unlike “Is Anything Sacred Anymore?“, “Reasons That Americans Are Not Curing Cancer” is mos def finna be staple on No Filter Network going forward.
“Reasons That Americans Are Not Curing Cancer” will continually highlight America’s unreal and unprecedented ability to create extremely creative and entertaining “things” that ultimately add absolutely zero fucking value to society other than maybe a 1.5-second chuckle. If America found a way to harness its citizens’ enthusiastic creative energy into truly productive/important causes, rather than spend hours doing dumb shit on Twitter (guilty… btw), we’d have cured cancer by now. So wake up, America. Let’s stop wasting time on idiotic (albeit hilarious as hell) activities that might provide us 15-seconds of fame or +50 retweets on Twitter.
For our ceremonious Reason #1, we got a straight up gem for y’all.
C’mon son. Won’t lie, I laughed my ass off watching this for multiple reasons. But forreal, the thought-process and time that it took to create that a gif of LeBron dunking Steph Curry’s whack-ass “Chef” sneaks into a trashcan should be commended. Unfortunately, that thought-process and time wasn’t channeled towards something that actually did something for America.
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?