I know what you’re thinking…. since when the fuck was one of the Wachowski Brothers (who are the brilliant creators / directors of The Matrix Trilogy) women?
Here’s a quick catch-up if you aren’t on top of the science-fiction directorial transgender game:
Larry Wachowski was long rumored to be undergoing a transition from a dude to a chick for years back in the mid-2000’s. Larry Wachowski’s transition from the italian sausage to the baja fish tacos was all but certain for about 3 years before Larry officially announced that he/she was now Lana.
The best part of this surprising change for Larry/Lana Wachowski was that no one really batted a fucking eye. Everyone went ape shit over Bruce Jenner deciding he wanted to be Caitlyn. But when Larry decided he wanted to be Lana, everyone pretty much said:
“Ahhhh well I guess those Wachowskis had to be pretty weird as fuck if they could create such a brilliant masterpiece like The Matrix… makes sense”.
But wait, A SHYAMALIAN TWIST!
It turns out, ANDY WACHOWSKI IS NOW A CHICK. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON FOLKS!!!???!????
Ladies and gentlemen, Andy Wachowski is now Lilly Wachowski. My first hot take after hearing this news is: good for Andy shedding this bullshit expectation that he needs to have his chick name start with the same letter as his dude name (get your weight up Larry/Lana)….
1 transgender brilliant directorial twin was one thing, BUT 2!!!! This is out of control and too much for my mind to comprehend. I mean, I ain’t gonna front: good for Andy. If he’s more comfortable being a chick, then by all means, do ya thang. But don’t expect me to understand what the fuck is going on.
All I can really say to this whacky news is: