Everyone’s Full Of Shit: Chris Cooley Edition

I mean…. it’s not like anyone really gives a shit if Chris Cooley is full of shit. It’s not like this fuckboi is running for President and is straight up lying to the American people. Regardless, we have the responsibility at No Filter Network to expose people that try to front of the common folks.

Quick catch-up: Chris Cooley is a retired Washington Racial-Slur who now works as a Dumb Chris Cooleyradio-guy / football analyst in the DC area. Cooley is also well-known for being Daniel Snyder’s gimp. So when it came time to denounce / shit on Robert Griffin III after Washington released him, you could say that “Cooley Came A Callin“. Here’s what Snyder’s fuckboi had to say about his time playing with Griffin in Washington (via Fox):

The offensive line did not like Robert Griffin,” Cooley said. “A lot of the receivers did not like Robert Griffin. The offensive line had a problem with Robert, because they were considered for a year-and-a-half or two years a terrible offensive line that couldn’t protect a quarterback. A lot of that isn’t true. A lot of that was Robert. A lot of the sacks were put on Robert. Want to believe it or not, they were, okay? Football-wise, they were: it was Robert.

Robert never took [responsibility] for that,” Cooley said. “Robert continued to let hisDaniel Snyder Devil.jpg offensive line eat the blame. They don’t like it. They hate that, man. That kills them. Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

Receivers didn’t like playing with Robert, because they didn’t get the ball,” Cooley said. “It was never consistent, other than a couple in 2012; they struggled with that. So they didn’t like Robert.”

That’s pretty freaking brutal, huh? But wait….

A SHYAMALIAN TWIST!

Here’s what Cooley had to say about Robert Griffin III just a few years ago: 

“He’s the leader of this team. I can honestly say that. He’s so real. There’s no BS. This is who he is. I sit next to him in the team meetings and there isn’t a guy on the team that he doesn’t have a relationship with. Not one. He talks to everyone. He shares part of himself with everyone. He sends texts to everyone. Griff is our leader. People wonder if he’s the same guy they see being interviewed or in the commercials. He is. He is the kind of guy you want to follow. It’s all real. It’s not BS.”

“For the first three weeks being around Griff, I couldn’t have expected more,” Cooley said. “The way he’s come in and worked, not just with the team, but with our staff and our playbook has been extremely impressive. His ability to pick up our offense, just what we have initially, and his ability to come in our huddle and enunciate our plays, call the plays confidently, get us to the line… it’s been pretty exciting.”

Either RG3 really did some whack shit to Cooley while playing together in Washington, or Cooley is just a flip-flopping, Daniel Snyder groupie. That said, 

EVERYONE’S FULL OF SHIT.

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