Jared Allen, Not Peyton Manning, Rode Off Into The Sunset

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Manning, Shmanning. IDGAF son. Dude played like complete crap this year and was only able to “play” in the Super Bowl because he took half the season off. On top of that, Peyton Schmanning is the subject of MULTIPLE INVESTIGATIONS. Dude had00808d1e6fd3dd3bddf1c50d9b476ad4.jpg HGH shipped to his wifey in order to recover from 4 freaking neck surgeries. Dude has also been cited in an institutional sexual harassment case.

THESE ARE NOT “GOOD LOOKS”, FOLKS. 

Instead of slobbering over Peyton Maning’s giant forehead, we’re going to remind you what riding off into the sunset (retirmenet) really looks like. And no… it does not look like crap while relying on Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware.

 

AND YOU KNOW IT BOY.

 

 

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