The LA Clippers just debuted their first and new mascot: Chuck the Condor.
Only the Clippers would do something as clownish as debuting a brand new tacky-ass mascot in the final stretches of the NBA Regular Season as they compete for critical Western Conference seeding.
Only the Clippers would try to pick some random-ass animal to be it’s mascot and dress it up as somehow being related to the Clippers because its name starts with a “C”. I mean, they might as well get a pair of hair clippers and use that as a mascot. Better yet, The Clippers should make their mascot and old semi-senile Italian barber.
But in reality, we all know The Clippers should make their new mascot Steve Ballmer. Ballmer has done nothing short of making a total ass-clown of himself since buying The Clippers. But I guess you can do whatever the fuck you want when you’re THAT rich and own a basketball team. Check out Ballmer’s latest antics as well as some of his stupid shit from the past.
Steve Ballmer is the anti- Marc Cuban. How the hell did this guy become a billionaire?