Ladies and gentlemen, DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN OR LOVED ONES GO ON THE GRONK CRUISE.
The Woody Show (LA radio show) had a camera crew on the Gronk Cruise this past weekend. These guys came up fucking clutch. They braved out into the high seas of STDs and alcohol poisoning to capture this amazing footage for everyone’s enjoyment.
See below the 2 videos that The Woody Show scooped from this past weekend partying with Gronk, Gronk’s bros, and Gronk’s family. It is unreal and ultimately a damning indictment on our youth (kidding, but not really).
Q: “Why are you on the Gronk Cruise?”
A: “To sleep with Gronk.”
Follow-up Q: “But you understand that is going to be tough?”
Follow-up A: “It might be tough because there’s like way hotter chicks than me, but I’m hoping I’m a little more freakier than them.”
Q: “What are you doing on the Gronk Cruise?”
A: “Getting Fucked up.”
Q: “Why are you here?”
A: “I like to drink… I’m not a fan of Gronk, I’m not a fan of the Patriots, I’m just a fan of drinking.”
Q: “What’s your favorite type of girl that you would want to have sex with?”
A: “Nice fucking ass… big fucking booty.”
Q: “What is your favorite part of the Gronk Cruise so far?”
A: “Getting fucked up.”
Random Comment: “I went to bed at 5am and my other friend had sex on top of all of us around 5:30am”